CBI COMPOSITE
1,337.42
+4.20% · TODAY · DIAMOND PAWS
CBI Composite
Yarn CPI
Nap GDP
MEME + ON-CHAIN SVG NFTS · ROBINHOOD CHAIN L2 · FLAP
CAT
BROKER
INVESTMENTS.
$CBI is a meme on Robinhood Chain. Trade it on Flap, then burn tokens into generative on-chain SVG Cat Broker NFTs via FLAPixel vault. Tax feeds NFT dividends and floor. Nap through the dip. Mint through the pump.
SYSTEM 00 · MACRO MEOW
THE CBI ECONOMY INDEX
A fake-serious retro dashboard for a very unserious coin. Charts go brrr. Tables go meow. The Fed prints; the cats purr.
SECTOR HEATMAP
AS OF NOW-ISH| Sector | Index | 1D | Vibe |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tuna Futures | 842.10 | +6.9% | MOONING |
| Cardboard REITs | 221.55 | +2.1% | COZY |
| Laser Pointer Tech | 1,101.00 | −1.3% | CHASING |
| Yarn Derivatives | 69.42 | +13.3% | TANGLED |
| Robinhood Memes | 420.69 | +8.0% | HOOD UP |
MACRO PRINTS
RETRO FED FAX| Indicator | Last | Prior | Cats say |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yarn CPI (YoY) | 3.3% | 3.8% | Soft landing (on keyboard) |
| Nap Unemployment | 4.2% | 4.1% | Still employed emotionally |
| Milk Nonfarm Payrolls | +180k | +165k | Bowls filling |
| Box Inventory PMI | 51.7 | 49.2 | Expansion mode |
| Zoomies Velocity | 1.69× | 1.42× | 3AM liquidity event |
SYSTEM 01 · INVESTMENT THESIS
WHY $CBI EXISTS
Because stocks are boring without cats. Because Robinhood Chain needed a mascot with claws. Because someone had to turn Wall Street cosplay into a meme coin and it might as well be us.
TOKEN TYPE
MEMEZero utility · infinite vibes
CHAIN
HOOD L2Robinhood Chain · commission-free chaos
VIBE SCORE
420Peer-reviewed by sleeping cats
COMMUNITY MOOD
87.0%BULLISH ON NAPS — diamond paws loading
BUY $CBI
Grab the meme on Flap. Bonding curve first, then DEX after graduation.
MINT AN NFT
Redeem $CBI into on-chain SVG Cat Brokers. Tokens burn. Art lives forever.
CLAIM TAX
2% tax on trades: 1% to NFT vault (ETH dividends + floor), 1% to owner.
SELL TO VAULT
Exit via floor redeem anytime. NFT burns, you get ETH from the floor pool.
SYSTEM 02 · FLAPIXEL VAULT
CAT BROKER NFTS
Generative on-chain SVG brokers. Each mint burns $CBI into a unique seed-based
cat at a trading desk. Traits: fur, hoodie, accessory, mood, desk, background.
Powered by our CatBrokerArtSchema contract as Flap artSource.
MAX SUPPLY
10,000Hard cap Cat Brokers
COST PER NFT
100k$CBI burned per mint
TRADE TAX
2%1% NFTs · 1% owner · ETH
VAULT SPLIT
50/50Dividends · Floor (of the 1%)
MEME DESK DISCLOSURE
THIS IS NOT
FINANCIAL ADVICE.
It is cartoon cats yelling at an economy index on an L2, with an NFT vault attached. Do your own research, or don’t — we are literally a meme.
MEME STATUS
LIVERunning on Robinhood Chain. Vibes verified by cats.
- ✓ Meme token on Flap
- ✓ FLAPixel NFT vault mint/burn
- ✓ External SVG art schema
- ✓ Tax → dividends + floor
- ✓ Robinhood L2 ping green
- ✓ Cat vibes immaculate
STATUS: The meme + vault is ready. Hood up.
ROBINHOOD CHAIN MEME DESK
HOOD UP. PAWS DOWN. CHARTS UP.
Commission-free L2 energy. Diamond paws. Laser eyes. Burn $CBI, mint the desk, claim the tax. One sleepy calico guarding the floor pool.
GET IN THE LITTER BOX
BUY · MINT · CLAIM.
Launch path: deploy CatBrokerArtSchema → Flap FLAPixel vault with
that address as artSource → trade $CBI → mint Cat Brokers.